More NANCY answers for ya today:
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Why do people never say "it's only a game" when they're winning?
Cause they are SPOILED sports Why is it called eggplant, when there's no egg in it?
How do you know, really- eggs could have plants in them, just depends who you believe when shit was originally named Why is it called pineapple, when's there neither pine nor apple in it?
They hide it, it's there, just really really really tinyWhy are boxing rings square?
Cause Joe Lewis said soIf somebody vanished without a trace, how do people know they are missing?
Cause their TRACES are missing, doh Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up "there" anyway?
They do NOT LIKE BOOBSWhy do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but people don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
Dino doesWhy do people say "You scared the living daylights out of me" when daylight is not living?
It's living, if it were dead, then it would be called deadlight, and that's just all wrong Is the fear of flying groundless?
YesDo mimes watch silent movies?
NoDoes peanut butter really have butter in it?
Churned Butter with a hint of yogurt onlyWhy is it that cargo is transported by ship while a shipment is transported by car?
GOOD ONE, I have no idea on that baybayWhy doesn't a chicken egg taste like chicken?
Cause it's yellowIf the professor on Giligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
Cause he's NOT thinking OUSIDE THE radio BOX...
Do the minutes on the movie boxes include the previews, credits, and special features, or just the movie itself?
What the hell is a movie box? Ya all watch movies in a BOX where you live darlin? Does a postman deliver his own mail?
Nope, his wife takes itIf feathers tickle people, do they tickle birds?
Yes, or at least that is what they tell meCan you sentence a homeless man to house arrest?
Yes, but the state buys the dude a house firstWhat do people in China call their good plates?
Fine eatin' Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink what ever comes out"?
Marty's uncleWhy is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Cause it gives you a RUSH of adrenline?Why is the third hand on the watch called second hand?
teee heeee- they fucked up there didn't they ;D
Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?
cause snow doesn't look like a drop, dohWhy can magicians make things disappear into thin air, but not thick air?
They aren't THAT goodIs French kissing in France just called kissing?
Nope, it's called yankee spitIf you stole a pen from a bank then would it still be considered a bank robbery?
Only if you get caughtWhy is it that lemon dishsoap is made with real lemons, but lemon juice is artificial flavoring?
This world is fucked up darlin', just deal with it?... Why are they called goose bumps? Do geese get people bumps?
NoWhy do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp which no decent human being would eat?
FOR THE DOGGIE BAGSDo vampires get AIDS?
NopeWhy are SOFTballs hard?
BecauseIf Milli Vanilli fell in the woods, would someone else make a sound ?
Who the hell is a Millie?Why does mineral water that has "trickled through mountains for centuries" go out of date next year?
Cause the LIE, it's really tap water gone all chemical shitWhy is it called a "drive through" if you have to stop?
But your NOT getting out are ya?In France do people just ask for toast and get French toast? or do they have to ask for American toast?
Nope, they have to ask for Russian bread and it's their BIG toast If a transport truck carrying a load of cars gets into a car accident, does it increase the number of the cars in the pile-up?
Only if it hits meWhy can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Cause mascara is made from BAT SHIT and it's ooooooo so nasty, and we inherintly know this shit? If croutons are stale bread, why do they come in airtight packages?
You tell meWhat do you call a female daddy long legs?
I don't, I call them GEORGESDo they have the word "dictionary" in the dictionary?
Yup, it says, and your readin' it goofersDon't you find it worrying that doctors call treating you their "practice" ?
Skeery huh?Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
THERE'S NOT??What ever happened to an E grade? We have A,B,C,D,F but no E.
Cause it can be made a B too easy?Isn't it kind of ominous to put your tax returns in the mail box and put up the little red flag?
Sure is Why do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front?
Just sayin'If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?
Cause it's funnyWhy is Grape Nuts cereal called that, when it contains neither grapes, nor nuts?
It does, you just can't see themIf an ambulance is on its way to save someone, and it runs someone over, does it stop to help them?
Nope, they yell out SUCKA'S