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Post by Levis12 on Jan 27, 2009 22:43:34 GMT -6
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Post by Levis12 on Jan 27, 2009 23:00:39 GMT -6
There are days..... When you wanna do this to someone? Right? Come on!!! It can't only be me.....I'm not even violent.... ahhmm.... cept for the duck/gun incident....
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Post by Levis12 on Jan 27, 2009 23:08:18 GMT -6
Must be a male cat....priming for Superbowl Sunday... (was that nasty...stero-typing that cat as a guy-cat?) MEOW...HISS!!!
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Post by Levis12 on Jan 27, 2009 23:11:02 GMT -6
Anda.... This must be a male dog...who lost the Superbowl bet!! Come on!! It has to be!!! Probably said...."If my team loses...I'll lick my balls"!! or...something like that.
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Post by Levis12 on Jan 27, 2009 23:13:58 GMT -6
See...now here's a guy who probably said... "Suddenly my man balls aren't feeling that big...but they're mine...and God...please let me keep them"!!!
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Post by Levis12 on Jan 27, 2009 23:41:56 GMT -6
Always brave...till the feathers flap!!!
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Post by Levis12 on Jan 27, 2009 23:49:33 GMT -6
[glow=red,2,300]OMG!!!..... IT'S... GUM TIME!!!![/glow] [glow=red,2,300]OOPS!!
Someone got a couple of quarters? [/glow]
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Post by Levis12 on Jan 29, 2009 11:39:11 GMT -6
Who knew it??
All we need are afew simple tools to get rid of that woes of the world!!If I Had A Hammer (real song from the 1960's)If I had a hammer I'd hammer in the morning I'd hammer in the evening all over this land I'd hammer out danger, I'd hammer out warning I'd hammer out love between my brothers and my sisters All over this land If I had a bell I'd ring it in the morning I'd ring it in the evening all over this land I'd ring our danger, I'd ring out warning I'd ring out love between my brothers and my sisters All over this land If I had a song I'd sing it in the morning I'd sing it in the evening all over this land I'd sing out danger, I'd sing out warning I'd sing out love between my sisters and my brothers All over this land When I've got a hammer, and I've got a bell And I've got a song to sing all over this land It's a hammer of justice, it's a bell of freedom It's a song about love between my brothers and my sisters All over this land (as sung by Peter Paul & Mary) Someone has to have a bell? OOPS!! Wrong bell!Here we go....mucho bettero!! Whose got the hammer? OOPS!! Umm...wrong hammer! Wonder if the song refers to this sorta hammer? Now, if everyone listened to this HAMMER...the world would be very happy indeed...they definitely have SONG!!!ps...youtube link to this song.ca.youtube.com/watch?v=_UKvpONl3No&feature=related
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Post by Levis12 on Jan 29, 2009 12:45:03 GMT -6
Remember those skipping songs?The Wind Blows High
The wind, the wind, the wind blows high, Blowing __________(name) through the sky. She is handsome, she is pretty. She is the girl from the golden city. She has a boyfriend, one, two, three. Won't you tell me, who he is? _________ Yo...Nancy....I'll fill in the blanks for you!!! I know you'd skip with this guy!!FYI...skipping leads to "other things"... ....like....
...and ....
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Post by Levis12 on Jan 30, 2009 11:15:14 GMT -6
ICE~ ~ ~ ~ ~ (cream) A storm blows in, rain and snow The winds a-howl and really blow But nothing will stop our little lass Who drudges thru, just freezin' her ass Oh why, oh why walk down the street With freezing rains and icy sleet There must some rhyme, there must be some reason It makes no sense to go out in this season But one must do what one must may And get what she seeks without further delay For what she needs no one can fill But the store down the street who can fit the bill So what's so important to venture thru ice When weather is really, not very nice Why it's ice cream you know, all delicious and creamy And cools down that lass...so hot and steamy.
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Post by HY on Jan 30, 2009 11:47:07 GMT -6
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Perfect, Levis!
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Post by Levis12 on Jan 30, 2009 14:10:24 GMT -6
Thanks Hy... Was thinking about her need to scream..."ice cream"...and the wicked weather she was having and the next thing I knew I was typing out a poem... Still wondering if she's having connection problems with the weather or if she's just huddled down with a blankie, a big spoon and a gallon of the stuff.
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Post by Levis12 on Feb 1, 2009 18:41:57 GMT -6
Is there a JOKE THREAD here??
If there is...can someone please point me in the direction...
In the meantime....
[glow=red,2,300]T-G-I-F vs. S-H-I-T [/glow]
A business man got on an elevator.
When he entered, there was a blonde already inside who greeted him with a bright,
"T-G-I-F."
He smiled at her and replied, "S-H-I-T."
She looked puzzled and repeated, "T-G-I-F," more slowly.
He again answered, "S-H-I-T."
The blonde was trying to keep it friendly, so she smiled her biggest smile, and said as sweetly as possibly, "T-G-I-F."
The man smiled back to her and once again, "S-H-I-T."
The exasperated blonde finally decided to explain.
'T-G-I-F' means 'Thank Goodness It's Friday.' Get it, duuhhh?"
The man answered, "'S-H-I-T' means 'Sorry, Honey, It's Thursday -- duuhhh
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Post by Levis12 on Feb 1, 2009 18:47:31 GMT -6
Some of these guys do some fantastic things with a football! Its worth the 2 minutes. I wonder how many times it took the last guy to get it right? www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHH-6ZQktRQ
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Post by HY on Feb 1, 2009 20:22:26 GMT -6
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