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Post by tine62888 on Oct 2, 2008 20:28:21 GMT -6
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Post by Levis12 on Oct 18, 2008 9:52:30 GMT -6
Winter Shaving [/center] The seasons come, the seasons go And my body hair continues to grow and grow. So the question is so bold do I even dare To let the winter warmth grow or to shave it bare? And why do the men grow it so wirey and coarse It gets down your throat and makes you go hoarse. Yet ours is so soft, so silky....so fine Would growing it long...be so outta line? We can cut down the cost of razors and Neet And thankfully I don't have to shave my feet. Although sometimes my big toe grows a hair or two And needs to be shaved or it sticks to my shoe. And what is so wrong with legs oh so hairy.. Or armpits with fur ...oh why do some glare-ee! It gives me comfort..warmth and insulation Not shaving would be such a glorious salvation. And don't get me started on the area called the bush Cuz who gives a crap if you have a winter-grown tush! I don't ever wax, I just shave and get itchy That all this darn shaving can make me so bitchy. So this winter decide if you grow or you shave And do you become the hair removal slave? Eye brow plucking not included!!
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Post by HY on Oct 18, 2008 10:48:51 GMT -6
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scribbles79
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No we?ll never fall down like we?re supposed to![F4:1197414308]
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Post by scribbles79 on Oct 18, 2008 15:46:45 GMT -6
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Post by Nancyd021410 on Oct 19, 2008 23:19:23 GMT -6
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Post by LMC on Oct 20, 2008 4:24:34 GMT -6
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scribbles79
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No we?ll never fall down like we?re supposed to![F4:1197414308]
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Post by scribbles79 on Oct 22, 2008 9:19:23 GMT -6
A married couple in their early 60s was celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant. Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table. She said, 'For being such an exemplary married couple and for being loving to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish.' The wife answered, 'Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband.' The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - two tickets for the Queen Mary II appeared in her hands. The husband thought for a moment: 'Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will never come again. I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me.' The wife and the fairy were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish. So the fairy waved her magic wand and poof!...the husband became 92 years old. The moral of this story: Men who are ungrateful idiots should remember: Fairies are female.....
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Post by HY on Oct 22, 2008 10:04:41 GMT -6
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Post by MyXtC on Oct 23, 2008 10:47:00 GMT -6
Hehehe... they sure are.
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Post by Levis12 on Oct 24, 2008 9:23:18 GMT -6
The moral of this story: Men who are ungrateful idiots should remember: Fairies are female..... ;D Good one!!! Fairies are female... ;D ;D Hey! This is a lesson for us gals....if ever presented with something like this...we don't wanna screw up our wishes...especially if a GUY FAIRY comes along. But there lies the question.... What do you call a guy fairy? No!...really!....no joke! What is the proper name? Females are Witches....Men are Warlocks... So.... what are guy fairies? I snooped around....and could only find this... So...if you see this scary fairy....don't make a wish!!!
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Post by Levis12 on Oct 24, 2008 9:57:04 GMT -6
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Post by dustyblue25 on Oct 26, 2008 0:16:12 GMT -6
Thanks Levis. That was fun!
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Post by Levis12 on Nov 20, 2008 12:57:47 GMT -6
Snowflakes Sure...they are pretty But....they can piss off. A snowflake alone is charming But when they group together they become a gang!! A snowflake gang!!! They are nothing but a big pile of white, cold snow. Where I live it gets so friggin cold That when a man wants to pee in the snow He shoots out ice cubes. Egads....I just realized somethin'!!! Is this about "SNOWFLAKES"....or .... "PEEING IN THE SNOW"? I'll let you decide....
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Post by HY on Nov 20, 2008 13:28:47 GMT -6
Well, it started out as snowflakes - and I may just stop reading there. ;D ;D
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Post by Levis12 on Nov 21, 2008 11:01:52 GMT -6
;D....I got sidetracked... ;D I told you before.....I type as I go...and never know where I'll end up. This time..... pretty snowflake conversation... went in the toilet. (PUN.....intended!!!!!)
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