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Post by Nancyd021410 on Feb 1, 2008 8:56:14 GMT -6
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D that's cute
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Post by HY on Feb 19, 2008 13:51:58 GMT -6
Just found this over at RBL. HUMOUR FOR LEXOPHILES (lovers of words) -- I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me. -- Police were called to a day care where a three-year-old was resisting a rest. -- Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now. -- To write with a broken pencil is pointless. -- The short fortune teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large. -- When the smog lifts in Los Angeles, U.C.L.A. -- The math professor went crazy with the blackboard. He did a number on it. -- The professor discovered that her theory of earthquakes was on shaky ground. -- The dead batteries were given out free of charge. -- A dentist and a manicurist fought tooth and nail. -- A bicycle can't stand alone; it is two tired. -- A will is a dead giveaway. -- A backward poet writes inverse. -- A chicken crossing the road: poultry in motion. -- With her marriage she got a new name and a dress. -- A grenade fell onto a kitchen floor in France, resulted in linoleum blownapart. -- A calendar's days are numbered. -- A boiled egg is hard to beat. -- If you jump off a Paris bridge, you are in Seine. -- When she saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she'd dye. -- Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis
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Post by LMC on Feb 19, 2008 14:11:27 GMT -6
;D ;D
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Post by Nancyd021410 on Feb 19, 2008 16:21:09 GMT -6
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by Cheza on Feb 19, 2008 20:44:04 GMT -6
This one's a bit lame and sort of like one earlier, but one of the kids told me a joke today...so I'll share...
These two guys were out in the woods hunting. All of a sudden one of 'em fell over.
The other guy grabs his cell and calls 911. He proceeds to tell the operator he thinks his buddy just dropped dead. She calmly asks him if he's sure that the guy is dead and tells him to check.
He says okay and lays down the phone.
. . . . . . . . . . . In a minute she hears a gunshot and then he's back on the line, "Okay, he's dead...I'm sure...now what?"
[glow=red,2,300]That's some Redneck Humor at its finest, folks!!!![/glow]
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Post by Levis12 on Feb 20, 2008 9:58:06 GMT -6
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Post by Levis12 on Feb 20, 2008 10:04:31 GMT -6
This is neat !! Cochrane Mural - LOOK CLOSELY BY CLICKING ON ANY PART OF THE MURAL For those not living in the west, Cochrane is NW of Calgary and east of Banff , in the foothills of the Rockies . This mural was unveiled last week at the Cochrane Ranche House. Each tile is 1 foot square, is it's own individual picture and each is by a different artist. All of them together form this huge mural. You can click on each of the tiles to see them in detail. Check out the horse's eye. www.muralmosaic.com/Cochrane.html
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Post by Levis12 on Feb 20, 2008 10:15:05 GMT -6
God Said, Adam I Want you to do Something for me."
Adam said, "Gladly, Lord, what do You want me to do?"
God said, "Go down into that valley."
Adam said, "What's a valley?"
God explained it to him.
Then God said, "Cross the river."
Adam said, "What's a river?" !
God explained that to him, and then said, "Go over to the hill......."
Adam said, "What is a hill?"
So, God Explained to Adam what a hill was.
He told Adam, "On the other side of the hill you will find a cave"
Adam said, "What's a cave?"
! After God explained, he said, "In the cave you will find a Woman."
Adam said, "What's a woman?"
So God explained that to him, too.
Then, God said, "I want you to reproduce."
Adam said, "How do I do that?"
God first said (under his breath), "Geez....."
And then, just like everything else, God explained that to Adam, as well.
So, Adam goes down into the valley, across the river, and over the hill, into the cave, and finds the woman.
Then, in about five minutes, he was back.
God, his patience wearing thin, said angrily, "What is it now?"
And Adam said.................
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"What's a headache?"
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Post by Levis12 on Feb 20, 2008 10:17:52 GMT -6
This will drive you nuts!! Have fun! The object of the game is to move the red block around without getting hit by the blue blocks or touching the black wallsIf you can go longer than 18 seconds you are phenomenal. It's been said that the US Air Force uses this for fighter pilots. They are expected to go for at least 2 minutes. Give it a try but be careful...it is addictive!! members.iinet.net.au/~pontipak/redsquare.html
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Post by HY on Feb 20, 2008 10:31:21 GMT -6
Levis, that mural is phenomenal! I tried the red block thing - didn't even last a second. ;D ;D
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Post by Levis12 on Feb 20, 2008 10:37:58 GMT -6
Levis, that mural is phenomenal! I tried the red block thing - didn't even last a second. ;D ;D Keep trying....takes afew times to get the hang of it. That mural is AMAZING isn't it....the time to put it all together?? Each tile its own painting??!!! beautiful.....
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Post by Levis12 on Feb 20, 2008 11:41:18 GMT -6
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Post by Nancyd021410 on Feb 20, 2008 13:07:21 GMT -6
Cheza and Levis, the JOKES are ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D wow on that picture, I can't wait to show this one to son
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Post by LMC on Feb 20, 2008 13:57:31 GMT -6
i survived 5 seconds LOL!
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Post by Cheza on Feb 21, 2008 0:22:14 GMT -6
I tried it several times...longest time was 12.26 seconds or somit. I'll have to check that mural out later... Your Queen babies led me to this one, Levis...GREASER BABIES www.youtube.com/watch?v=pUssuO1ubZY
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