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Post by HY on Jun 16, 2008 13:03:35 GMT -6
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Post by LMC on Jun 16, 2008 13:40:18 GMT -6
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Post by Levis12 on Jun 19, 2008 9:43:50 GMT -6
[glow=limegreen,2,300]99 Bottles of Beer on the wall... 99 bottles of beer.... Take one down and pass it around.. 98 bottles of beer on the wall......[/glow] Nice little ditty huh? Alot of thought and artistic writing skills. I researched who wrote it...and my best find was..."a drunk"... ;D So....it got me thinking! (no chucklin' in the background eh...I heard ya!!) .....anyways....here it goes.... Anda One...Anda Two... [glow=red,2,300]99 bottles of beer on the wall... What smart ass thought of that? If one of those bottles just happens to fall... You got 98 broken bottles of beer on the floor!![/glow] (fastforward to.....43 bottles of beer) (after 56 bottles the words get alittle more tricky)... [glow=red,2,300]Fffffoafee free budles off bur on the wal... ffforree free budles of beeeeeeeeeeer Ifff I dwink anymor, I'm gunna puke on the wal.... I kant feel my faccce.... Help? My face?? Twwainy sex budles of beer un da wal!![/glow] The End!!(fyi...my next post methinks...will be about the ants!! You know that song ..."the ants came marching one by one..hurrah...hurrah". But...I'll save that for another day..)
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Post by LMC on Jun 19, 2008 10:29:19 GMT -6
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Post by Nancyd021410 on Jun 19, 2008 12:45:53 GMT -6
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Post by HY on Jun 19, 2008 13:12:00 GMT -6
What, I missed the drinking party?! Why didn't someone tell me.
Where's the beer bong? Oh Dino!
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Post by Nancyd021410 on Jun 19, 2008 13:13:04 GMT -6
What, I missed the drinking party?! Why didn't someone tell me. Where's the beer bong? Oh Dino! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by Levis12 on Jun 19, 2008 16:19:27 GMT -6
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Post by Levis12 on Jun 26, 2008 12:45:58 GMT -6
Now...remember when I said the next song would be about ants? Well a woman's perogative is to be able to change her mind....which I've done. I've decided we should sing the childhood diddy....ON TOP OF SPAGETTI.
But first!! Lets really look at these songs we subject our kids to. On top of spaghetti All covered with cheese, I lost my poor meatball, When somebody sneezed. Now my thinking is that musta been some powerful sneeze. Come on!! Your holding your fork with a meatball attached to it...someone sneezes...and voila....its gonzo? It rolled off the table And onto the floor, And then my poor meatball Rolled out of the door. Now here I'm thinking ...WTF? Sure...a meatball can roll off the table...and hit the floor. But come on?? It keeps on rolling? In fact...it rolls so much it heads for the door? Some meat-a-ball, doncha think? It rolled in the garden And under a bush, And then my poor meatball Was nothing but mush. Geez louise....with all this rolling I figure....who the hell would wanna eat this sorta meatball? What ingredients were in it to make it roll like this? How could it roll thru a garden?...Wasn't there anything to stop it?...Like vegetables...or some clumpy mud? The mush was as tasty As tasty could be, And then the next summer It grew into a tree. I scream child abuse!!! This meatball goes on a rolling adventure...is mushy...and yet you still eat some of it!!! Gag me!! Hmmmm...now remember I said...who'd eat this thing? I knew there must have been some whacked ingredients....a meatball tree? I wonder if I invite Marty over for dinner...and he rolls off his chair...out the door....and lands in my errrr...garden.....would that mean I'm growing a crop of Marty's? The tree was all covered, All covered with moss, And on it grew meatballs, And tomato sauce. LOL...sure it did! We were talkin' "meatballs"...so where the heck did the tomato sauce come from? Ow....oh...I know!! A tomato rolled off its vine....and meet the mush meatball under that bush!! Ahh....yes.....and then they did the naughty....and that is how the meatball became mushy!! Hmmm...I'm thinking it musta been a Male Meatball....and he got jiggy with the tomato...and together....they made ....sauce. Lmao....
Who the hell planted this garden? Some pervert? So if you eat spaghetti All covered with cheese, Hold onto your meatball Lest somebody sneeze. Ok...so I do eat spagetti...and I do like to cover it with parmesan cheese...but I eat it with crumbly hamburger...NOT meatballs. I always knew there musta been a reason for this. Must have been that I was scarred/tramatized in my childhood singing this song!! Fearful I too would have to eat mushy meatballs that had grown on some weird tree!
Hmmm...just thought of something...remember LADY AND THE TRAMP...that Disney movie....where they share pasta...and he rolls her that last meatball!! Hmmm....spagetti is sex food.
I also think...that the person who sneezed like that should maybe go to a doctor...sneezing that hard, that powerful can't be good.
Oh...and finally...I cut out a Marty pic and planted it. I'll let you know if he spouts!!
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Post by Nancyd021410 on Jun 26, 2008 12:54:55 GMT -6
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Post by HY on Jun 26, 2008 13:01:45 GMT -6
Levis! OMG! Hysterical! I was so singing along with that song as I read that!
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Post by Nancyd021410 on Jun 26, 2008 13:07:08 GMT -6
I had never heard that song before, but I soooooo got the rhythm to it
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Post by HY on Jun 26, 2008 13:13:12 GMT -6
We'll have to teach that to you so you can sing it to your grandchild. All together now.... On Top of Spaghetti..... ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by Nancyd021410 on Jun 26, 2008 13:14:31 GMT -6
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Post by Levis12 on Jun 26, 2008 13:18:46 GMT -6
I had never heard that song before, but I soooooo got the rhythm to it ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D Glad you enjoyed it. I just type...my mind works weird...but I keep it in check with meds... ;D Btw...the tune to the song is the same as "On Top of Old Smokey"!!
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